| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pat Hope | The Wackiest Covered Wagon Wagon in the West | 6.0 | 27 | 61 | 3 | 144 | 6.94 | 9.00 | 1000 | 166.67 |
| Max Parrish | Abe Lincoln's Revenge | 6.0 | 23 | 39 | 9 | 144 | 4.79 | 2.56 | 690 | 115.00 |
| Richard Leavelle | Dial M for Murderessness | 7.0 | 22 | 44 | 12 | 168 | 4.23 | 1.83 | 710 | 101.43 |
| Matt | St. Thomas | 6.0 | 15 | 39 | 12 | 144 | 3.85 | 1.25 | 555 | 92.50 |
| Avram Lyon | Encephalopathy | 7.0 | 14 | 42 | 7 | 168 | 3.54 | 2.00 | 595 | 85.00 |
| Billy Laxen | Morris | 7.0 | 10 | 46 | 8 | 168 | 3.39 | 1.25 | 570 | 81.43 |
| Paul | Wisconsin | 7.0 | 10 | 48 | 13 | 168 | 3.36 | 0.77 | 565 | 80.71 |
| Jack Rousseau | The Erotic Adventures of Hercules | 7.0 | 13 | 41 | 14 | 168 | 3.18 | 0.93 | 535 | 76.43 |
| Tom Soderholm | Bovine | 3.0 | 5 | 17 | 7 | 72 | 2.92 | 0.71 | 210 | 70.00 |
| John Morse | Here Comes The Metric System | 6.0 | 7 | 33 | 6 | 144 | 2.81 | 1.17 | 405 | 67.50 |
| Stephen Weise | Drake | 7.0 | 12 | 30 | 3 | 168 | 2.77 | 4.00 | 465 | 66.43 |
| Quintin Ropier | Drake | 7.0 | 15 | 20 | 4 | 168 | 2.41 | 3.75 | 405 | 57.86 |
| Meredith Johnson | Minnesota | 6.0 | 10 | 19 | 6 | 144 | 2.15 | 1.67 | 310 | 51.67 |
| Nate Pysno | The Erotic Adventures of Hercules | 7.0 | 11 | 18 | 3 | 168 | 1.96 | 3.67 | 330 | 47.14 |
| Jordan Kujaja | Spongiform | 6.0 | 7 | 17 | 7 | 144 | 1.67 | 1.00 | 240 | 40.00 |
| Avram Gottschlich | Spongiform | 6.0 | 6 | 16 | 6 | 144 | 1.53 | 1.00 | 220 | 36.67 |
| Carly Schaps | Hamline 1 | 6.0 | 1 | 21 | 2 | 144 | 1.49 | 0.50 | 215 | 35.83 |
| Alyessa Hesse | Encephalopathy | 7.0 | 4 | 21 | 4 | 168 | 1.49 | 1.00 | 250 | 35.71 |
| David Gleicher | Bovine | 7.0 | 0 | 25 | 3 | 168 | 1.40 | 0.00 | 235 | 33.57 |
| Dylan Wright | Hamline 1 | 6.0 | 5 | 13 | 4 | 144 | 1.28 | 1.25 | 185 | 30.83 |
| Hannah Breckbill | Dial M for Murderessness | 7.0 | 5 | 14 | 2 | 168 | 1.22 | 2.50 | 205 | 29.29 |
| Trevor Burnham | Here Comes The Metric System | 6.0 | 2 | 15 | 2 | 144 | 1.18 | 1.00 | 170 | 28.33 |
| Patrick Myers | Hamline 2 | 7.0 | 2 | 16 | 1 | 168 | 1.10 | 2.00 | 185 | 26.43 |
| Daniel Weispfing | Minnesota | 6.0 | 1 | 11 | 1 | 144 | 0.83 | 1.00 | 120 | 20.00 |
| Rita Otto | Minnesota | 6.0 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 144 | 0.76 | 0.00 | 110 | 18.33 |
| Mike | St. Thomas | 6.0 | 2 | 8 | 2 | 144 | 0.69 | 1.00 | 100 | 16.67 |
| Jeff Nylander | Morris | 7.0 | 3 | 8 | 3 | 168 | 0.65 | 1.00 | 110 | 15.71 |
| Kerry Davies | Hamline 1 | 6.0 | 2 | 7 | 3 | 144 | 0.59 | 0.67 | 85 | 14.17 |
| Ben | Wisconsin | 7.0 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 168 | 0.57 | 2.00 | 95 | 13.57 |
| Gail Marquis | Morris | 7.0 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 168 | 0.54 | 0.60 | 90 | 12.86 |
| Carson Young | Morris | 7.0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 168 | 0.48 | inf | 80 | 11.43 |
| Phil VerBeke | Drake | 4.0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 96 | 0.47 | inf | 45 | 11.25 |
| Jenny | St. Thomas | 6.0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 144 | 0.38 | inf | 55 | 9.17 |
| Peter Berry | Abe Lincoln's Revenge | 6.0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 144 | 0.35 | 0.20 | 50 | 8.33 |
| Sierra Walton | Hamline 2 | 7.0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 168 | 0.30 | 0.00 | 50 | 7.14 |
| Stacy Meyers | Drake | 5.0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 120 | 0.29 | inf | 35 | 7.00 |
| Byll Clark | Hamline 2 | 7.0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 168 | 0.21 | 0.00 | 35 | 5.00 |
| Zack Kertzman | Drake | 5.0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 120 | 0.17 | 0.33 | 20 | 4.00 |
| Dustin Demmer | Hamline 2 | 7.0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 168 | 0.15 | 0.00 | 25 | 3.57 |
| Krysten Alberg | Hamline 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 144 | 0.07 | 0.00 | 10 | 1.67 |