| Team | W | L | T | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Wackiest Covered Wagon Wagon in the West | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 470.8 | 194.2 | 276.7 | 27 | 61 | 3 | 144 | 19.62 | 9.00 | 88 | 1825 | 20.74 |
| St. Thomas | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.833 | 337.5 | 256.7 | 80.8 | 18 | 51 | 14 | 144 | 14.06 | 1.29 | 69 | 1315 | 19.06 |
| Abe Lincoln's Revenge | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0.667 | 360.0 | 241.7 | 118.3 | 24 | 45 | 14 | 144 | 15.00 | 1.71 | 69 | 1420 | 20.58 |
| Here Comes The Metric System | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0.500 | 245.0 | 364.2 | -119.2 | 9 | 48 | 8 | 144 | 10.21 | 1.12 | 57 | 895 | 15.70 |
| Minnesota | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0.167 | 241.7 | 324.2 | -82.5 | 11 | 42 | 9 | 144 | 10.07 | 1.22 | 53 | 910 | 17.17 |
| Spongiform | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0.167 | 231.7 | 393.3 | -161.7 | 13 | 33 | 13 | 144 | 9.65 | 1.00 | 46 | 930 | 20.22 |
| Hamline 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0.167 | 225.0 | 337.5 | -112.5 | 8 | 42 | 9 | 144 | 9.38 | 0.89 | 50 | 855 | 17.10 |
| Team | W | L | T | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drake | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.857 | 390.0 | 267.9 | 122.1 | 30 | 57 | 10 | 168 | 16.25 | 3.00 | 87 | 1760 | 20.23 |
| Dial M for Murderessness | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.857 | 372.1 | 224.3 | 147.9 | 27 | 58 | 14 | 168 | 15.51 | 1.93 | 85 | 1690 | 19.88 |
| The Erotic Adventures of Hercules | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0.571 | 355.7 | 270.0 | 85.7 | 24 | 59 | 17 | 168 | 14.82 | 1.41 | 83 | 1625 | 19.58 |
| Encephalopathy | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0.571 | 337.9 | 255.7 | 82.1 | 18 | 63 | 11 | 168 | 14.08 | 1.64 | 81 | 1520 | 18.77 |
| Morris | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0.571 | 334.3 | 250.0 | 84.3 | 18 | 66 | 16 | 168 | 13.93 | 1.12 | 84 | 1490 | 17.74 |
| Wisconsin | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0.286 | 245.0 | 288.6 | -43.6 | 12 | 55 | 14 | 168 | 10.21 | 0.86 | 67 | 1055 | 15.75 |
| Bovine | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0.286 | 165.7 | 348.6 | -182.9 | 5 | 42 | 10 | 168 | 6.90 | 0.50 | 47 | 715 | 15.21 |
| Hamline 2 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0.000 | 87.9 | 383.6 | -295.7 | 2 | 30 | 7 | 168 | 3.66 | 0.29 | 32 | 320 | 10.00 |